There's a problem here

I'm really sorry I drank so much tonight but it's the only way I could listen to you speak for more then five minutes. You've been talking for over an hour now and I've yet to her an intelligent word come out of your mouth. Yes, I think your roommate should be more considerate of your feelings (a lie because I don't really care). No, I don't think she has bigger tits then you (another lie but for more obvious reasons). There was a time I found you attractive but that all changed shortly after you opened your mouth for the first time and a sea of bullshit flooded out. Now, your face, and the way you live your life in general, disgusts me. So it looks like we're at sort of a crossroads here. I could tell you the truth, after which you'll probably cry and call me an asshole for being honest. Or I can sit here for another hour and keep nodding like an idiot after every word you say and then at the end you can tell me how you've never meet someone who listens to you the way I do. Either way works for me.